Vortex Water Revitalizer ½” River of Life Portable Funnel
Vortex Water Revitalizer ½” River of Life Portable Funnel
Experience the difference having vortex water anywhere, all the time can make! Energize your water! Energize your life!
This ½" River of Life Portable Funnel Vortex Water Revitalizer allows you to have access to vortexed, revitalized water anywhere you are or anywhere you go. This unit is especially beneficial in a home on city water supply where other vortexing plumbing fixtures cannot be used.
Brings tap water, filtered water, bottled water and reverse osmosis (RO) water back to life. Vortex water is thirst quenching, with no flat taste. Plus, it doesn't slosh around in your stomach!
Rather than eliminating contaminants through a filtration or reverse osmosis process, at the expense of removing energy from the water molecules, applying a vortex force cleans water by breaking chemicals apart, simulating Nature's cleansing process, thereby reducing chemicals to non-toxic atoms. In addition, applying a vortex action to water increases the dissolved oxygen concentration.
And, unlike tap water, filtered water, RO or alkaline water, which does not readily hydrate cells, water to which a vortex force has been added has the power and the force necessary get into all cells, where water must be for proper functioning of the human body.
The ½" River of Life Portable Funnel Vortex Water Revitalizer can be used to vortex any consumable liquid, but must be cleaned, as detailed below, before use with water.
Method #1
Mix ¼ cup salt, ¼ cup flour, and enough vinegar to make a thick paste.
Use a soft cloth to rub the paste on the surface of the funnel.
Rinse with warm water and dry thoroughly.
Method #2
Mix lemon juice, lime juice, or vinegar with baking soda into a foamy mixture;
Rub the substance on the surface of the funnel using a soft cloth;
Rinse with warm water and dry thoroughly
Also great for growing healthy, vibrant, resilient plants. Your pets will love it too!
Dimensions: 15" H X 3" W
Diameter: Top of the funnel 3", Bottom ½"
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What is Vortex Water?
Mana in a glass. Mana in the shower. Mana in the tub.
Mana in all of the water you use for ANYTHING.
Simply put, vortex water is water to which a vortex force has been applied. A vortex force imparts motion in a centripetal direction, toward the center, like a tornado or a hurricane.
It is fluid moving in a spiral motion, toward the center that sustains blood and nutrient flow to all your cells, a fundamental requirement for optimal health.
When there is any kind of dis-ease, flow is reversed, away from the center, in a centrifugal motion pattern. When flow is reversed everything that travels in the water elements of your body, including proteins, sugars, fats, starches and salts spatters to the outside of the tubes and deposits as dead organic matter, which we know as plaque or biofilm.